Rod Steiger

Hey, Rod

My mother says you’re dead, but I don’t believe her. So, are you?

Thanks for your help.

Freddie

p.s. — I’ve got $2 riding on this.

Jerry Falwell

Dear Rev. Jerry Falwell:

Are you in heaven now? Did you meet God? Is Tinky Winky really gay?

Sarah

Stephen Colbert

Dear Mr. Colbert:

You rock! Your WristStrong bracelet has really changed my life. Sadly, I am the most famous person I know, so I’ve not been able to pass it along.

Are you really as smart as you seem, or do you take your orders through a brain implant from a bunch of guys in a closet via radio transmitter, just like President Bush? Where can I get my own implant? I need help on the LSAT.

Your friend and fan,

Chris