Harry Potter

(From a Fake Fan Mail reader)

Hello Harry,

It’s almost Christmas time again. I guess you would be at Hogwart’s at the moment. Which classes are your favorite? Do you stay with your Hogwart’s friends for Christmas or go to a friends family’s house I’m having Christmas lunch with my brother Jonathan and Mum, Gran, Etty and George (our dog and cat) I hope you have a great Christmas whatever you do.

Your pal, Julian