Mitt Romney

Dear Governor Romney:

Are you really running for president again? I think it’s great that you’re starting so early, giving yourself almost a full four years of campaigning before the election in 2012. Way to get a jump on the other guys! They’ll never see you coming — well, actually, they will, but you’ll be out so far ahead of them that it won’t matter one whit.

Will your campaign have special hats? What about red, white and blue cowboy hats that say “Saddle up for Mitt Romney!” on them? That would be great!

Sincerely,
Denise Jennings

p.s. — You’re one of my favorite Republicans.